| Am | Am | Am | Am | Am |

[Verse 1}
A        Am
(Woke up early in the morning, what did the poor boy find?)
          Am7
Well, the car was gone and you were gone
      Am N.C.
And I al-most lost my mind

[Chorus]
       Am             Dm                  Am7
If you don't come back (if you don't come back).
                             B7                       A
Yeah, if you don't come back today (if you don't come back today).
D          Am                         D
   You can call up the people at the; Crazy house.
    F               E7     Am
And take this crazy man away///.

[Verse 2]
A         Am7      Am
(Threw himself up against stone wall, tore his clothes at us all.)
                                           A
I ran out on the street in my stockinged feet.
        A5                  D
Yellin' police I've been robbed.

[Chorus]
                  Dm                      A
If you don't come back (if you don't come back).
Bm7 Em                        D                        Am
Mmh,   if you don't come back today (if you don't come back today).
Dm E             Am                         D
   Hell, you can call up the people at the; Crazy house.
    F               E7     Am
And take this crazy man away///.

[Verse 3]
A7
Mrs. Brown's been talkin' 'bout me.
       A                 A7
To the people across the street.
                                                       A5                    A
She Said: (I cooked that boy a bucket of stew, but the poor thang just won't eat".)

[Chorus]
                       D7
Muh, If you don't come back (if you don't come back).
E     G7                A7
Yeah, if you don't come back today (if you don't come back today).
D7         Am                         D
   You can call up the people at the; Crazy house.
    F               E7     A
And take this crazy man away///.

[Outro]
| A7 | A | A | A |
| A | A7 | A7 | A7 |
| A7 | A7 | A7 | A7 |
| A | A7 | A7 | A7 |
(with soft: hey,hey,hey's and mh's and slowly fading out.)