Dmaj7    F#m  A
Dmaj7    F#m  A
   Ah-ah-ah-ooh


[Verse 1]
F#m      E               D
  I went   swimming in a pool of my tears
       F#m  E                        D
And I'm     crying in the rain, girl
      F#m                   E
And I want to, I want to be buried in a stripclub
  D
I won the lottery and lost the fucking ticket
    F#m                E                 D
I'm one-one hundred percent more sad without you

 Bm                        A
Ha, I haven't farted for a week
       E                    Bm
I love you and it's killing me
                           A
Was so sad when you dumped me
             E              Bm
Now, there's no one to hump me   I wish I had some funny in me
                  A
And not just this loneliest regret
           E                       Bm
Watching a YouTube video to feel included
                                               A       E
With any hipster crowd in the comment section, bye   Bye


[Instrumental]
Dmaj7    F#m  A
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Dmaj7    F#m  A
Dmaj7    F#m  A
F#m   E  D
   F#m E  D
Ah-ah-ah-ooh


[Verse 2]
F#m     E      D
Sadness flies away  on the wings of time
F#m       E                 D
Last time you didn't use my comment, so bye
      Bm                                                   A
And I want to, I want to go bungee jumping but without the rope
                    E                  Bm
My fridge is empty, I'm depressed, LMF O
                                       A
I'm single for decades, and damn it, I thought that
                      E          Bm
I was handsome but it was just a dream    My couch has a stain on it
           A             E
Just gonna cry myself to sleep
        Bm
I tried exercising but ordered extra fries
A                 E
  I'm not living, I'm just surviving


[Instrumental]
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Dmaj7    F#m  A
F#m  E  F#m